Daily Necessities of Life – and Coffee Helps Too
What the hell is wrong with people these days? It’s like social media has given us license to become stupid liars on a public format. Seriously!
How many times do you think, “Yeah, right! Liar!” as you scroll through your feeds? How many times have you wanted to call someone out on some shit she posted but held back? (Better question – how many times didn’t you hold back?)
Let’s explore a few ………………
People who post this LOVE drama. Let’s face it, people who really hate drama just don’t talk about it. Period. When someone posts this, she really just wants everyone to call her to find out what/who she has to bitch about. That busybody whore doesn’t hate drama, she is looking to make drama!
Puh-fuckin-lease! Nothing says “fat ass” like a selfie taken from way up high! We all know that trick, Chubby, so give it up!
Yeah, that person will be divorced in six to twelve months. Nothing like a last-ditch public statement to try and save a marriage. Sad, sad, sad.
Um, that’s the sign of a parent who is worried everyone thinks her kid is a total idiot. Face it, if the kid is that smart, you shouldn’t need to remind us Every. Single. Marking Period. This parent may be similar to, but really should not be confused with the parent who posts ………
That parent isn’t proud! That parent is relieved that her lazy-ass kid actually did something other than play video games all day. She knows every other kid got the project finished and hers is nothing special. She wants the world to know that there is a slight chance in hell that her kid won’t be a “gamer” living in her basement after high school.
First, STFU you little pansy whiner! Everyone gets sick! People who post this are wimps who are secretly hoping someone will take pity on them and offer to help with carpooling.
You know, the ones where they post, “Just wanted to show off my new earrings,” or some other shit like that. Why not just post, “Horny and Desperate,” as the caption? At least that’s honest. These are most often posted by someone who probably posted about how much she loves her husband right before the imminent divorce. Ever notice how more men like these posts than women?
Ok, that post is really just half of what she wants to say. What she wants to follow it up with (but probably never will) is, “and all the rest of you who didn’t twenty seconds out of your day to post shit can go to hell!” This is a guilt post for all those who missed posting a birthday meme or some simple note.
What other full of shit posts can you think of? Share it below in the comments!!